I DIDN’T WRITE ANYTHING LAST WEEK BECAUSE MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES.
-Christopher

5. A bit of a rant……

Businesses are (mostly) open now, which means more fuck bags feel the need to be outside of their homes for no reason whatsoever. Since the shelter in place order I have seen some of the worst public behavior that I have seen in my entire 30 years on this planet. Adults shouting at each other, starting fights, being rude, and overall just acting like completely entitled little bitches.

So here is what I have to say…..

No one made you get out of bed today. Nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to venture into the nightmare fueled world of American capitalism. ALIENS HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU AND YOUR BODY IS NOT BEING CONTROLLED BY GOD HIMSELF/HERSELF/WHATEVER.
That being said, if you decide to go out into the world by choice then it is IMPERATIVE that you don’t act like a fucking asshole. If there is a line, you will have to wait patiently. If an employee of a business tells you to wear a mask then don’t be rude about it. IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY INCONVENIENCE WHATSOEVER, BIG OR SMALL, THEN YOU ARE CHARGED WITH HANDLING IT IN A MATURE AND RESPONSIBLE MANNER. THE KID WORKING AT STARBUCKS DOESN’T WANT TO BE THERE EITHER SO PUT ON A MASK AND FUCK OFF. YOUR LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE, YOU COULD LITERALLY BE DEAD IN A DITCH.

On a very much related note I think it’s time for me to look into ordering groceries online. I hate everyone.
End rant.

4. My cousin added me to a dog group on facebook and it is life changing.

IF YOU DIDN’T SMILE CALL 911 BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD!

3. THIS IS HEARTWARMING (CLICK THE LINK FOR A WARM HEART)

2. I DON’T REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT THIS WEEK TO BE HONEST. HAVE YOU SEEN WYATT CENAC’S PROBLEM AREAS? CHECK IT OUT IT’S REALLY GOOD.

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